Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

funny humor giving

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

funny humor justice

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

funny humor kids

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

funny country witty

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

funny work humor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

funny business humor

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

dying almost-dying bungee

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

book islands desert

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

funny procrastination humor

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

changed i-havent-changed havens

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

vegetables vegan-food vegetarian

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

funny humor 50th-birthday

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

trust people

We trust people we can count on. We count on people who do what they say they will do when they say they will do it.