Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny death suicide
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
funny humor power
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
hours faster officers
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
funny humor towels
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
funny ocean humor
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
funny suicide writing
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
funny humor cows
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
healing way faces
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
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I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.