Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny husband humor
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
funny humor light
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
inspirational funny life
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
dog pet gone
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
funny humor gun
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
funny children humor
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
funny humor products
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
funny humor people
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
sacrifice ice-cream years
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
funny time humor
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
funny humor laughing
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
funny witty book
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
stars believe men
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
friendship wall doors
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.