Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

inspirational life thinking

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

coffee comedy break

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

funny-life redneck way

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

funny humor night

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

funny ocean humor

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

funny humor taste

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

funny birthday hilarious

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

love dream funny-inspirational

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

matter quitting placebo

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

beach sea world

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

real might holograms

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

funny humor night

I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.

funny humor ideas

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

children nice home

Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.