Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor writing
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
funny food humorous
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
funny humorous ideas
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
funny humor night
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
money gun giving
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
want wonder selling
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
funny sarcastic sports
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
people support bacteria
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
funny dog silly
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
funny humor night
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
doctors work-out shapes
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
wish firsts said
I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so right before I die I could say unquote.
funny hate fall
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
funny humor water
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .