Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
snakes vests arms
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
dog fun insane
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
funny time humor
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
funny humor batteries
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
swear
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
funny humor sometimes
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
home heaven energy
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
funny humor doors
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
funny friends humor
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
trying lines firsts
I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.
funny witty laughter
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
ice sides skates
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
funny humor play
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
funny food coffee
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.