Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny girlfriend humor
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
funny moving humor
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
photography needs cameras
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
teacher school class
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.
funny real humor
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
funny humor looks
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
funny life sarcastic
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
funny humor house
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
stars lying night
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
fun work distance
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
dog paranoid not-sure
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
mirrors house tape
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
running believe belief
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"
funny happy-birthday friends
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'