Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

funny life reading

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

lost

I just lost a buttonhole.

keys car break-out

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

funny humor eyeglasses

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

funny humor thinking

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

depression sarcastic anger

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

kids perception taught

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

funny humor people

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

lips karaoke arrested

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

tourists ifs cant

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

funny birthday humor

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

land pieces property

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.

inspirational funny men

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

depression nice scare

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.