Will Wright

Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor people
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
lips karaoke arrested
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
tourists ifs cant
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
funny birthday humor
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
land pieces property
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
inspirational funny men
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
depression nice scare
You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
inferiority very-good inferiority-complex
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
self boss gas-stations
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
animal plant
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
funny success clever
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
firsts killing first-time
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
funny humor microwaves
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
mind madness lost
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.