Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carol Leifer

You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.

Carlos Castaneda

The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it.

C. S. Lewis

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.

Holly Swoape

We have never really had any problems that I know of. Occasionally there are little scuffles -- between dogs or humans -- but nothing serious.

Agnetha Faltskog

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

Agnes Repplier

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Agnes Repplier

whereas the dog strives to lessen the distance between himself and man, seeks ever to be intelligent and intelligible, and translates into looks and actions the words he cannot speak, the cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.

Agnes Repplier

The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.

Agnes Repplier

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.

China Mieville

I couldn't tell if I was perspicacious or paranoid.

Anushka Sharma

I'm paranoid about shopping. I get irritable. I find it tedious and taxing. People say shopping is retail therapy, but I need therapy after shopping.

Andy Grove

Only the paranoid survive.

John Green

If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.

Iain Banks

I am not being obtuse. You are being paranoid.

Howard Hughes

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

Lou Gerstner

You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.

Roger Ebert

The Academy is paranoid about its image.

Sigmund Freud

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

David Cross

Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

George Herbert

Hee stands not surely, that never slips.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm not sure I know what "normal" is.

John Bolton

I'm not sure history has ended.

Gil Scott-Heron

I am honestly not sure how capable I am of love. And I'm not sure why.

Ian Mcewan

Something has happened, hasn't it? ... It's like being up close to something so large you don't even see it. Even now, I'm not sure I can. But I know it's there.

Lou Reed

I'm still not sure I didn't die

Terry Pratchett

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

John Lennon

I began to realise that we are all oppressed which is why I would like to do something about it, though I'm not sure where my place is.