Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
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When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
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My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
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I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with