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There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
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What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
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An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
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The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
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The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
baths needs truth-is
The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever. Al Pacino
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When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself. Winston Churchill
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Before competition, I always take an ice bath to make my body feel more refreshed. Then I always have coffee with a little cream and sugar. It's a superstitious thing. McKayla Maroney
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Some people feel stronger in their 30s. I'm 34. I've noticed I do feel stronger now than when I was 24. But I'm also more sore in the mornings. If I have a bump or a bruise from practice, it takes me a little bit more than just an ice bath to get rid of it. At the end of the week, my body's ready for a day off. Holly Holm
baths noses bubble-bath
Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath. Blake Shelton
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Sometimes I think it would be nice to share everything I've got with somebody - and sometimes I think I'm very lucky to have the bathroom to myself. But I feel it would be nice to pass on my knowledge. Perhaps because I haven't got children - one wants to educate somebody. Nicholas Haslam
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I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet. Lisa Graff
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When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding out in one of the stalls. And I would literally wrap myself in toilet paper so as not to get hypothermia. Jeff Kinney
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When I was in elementary school, I was very interested in science already. I must have been ten or eleven years old. I started experiments with chemistry sets at my home in Mexico. I was able to borrow a bathroom and convert it to a laboratory. My parents supported it. They were pleased. My friends just tolerated it. Mario J. Molina
hated life main open
I never did drama at school. I did it for one term, when it was compulsory, and I hated it. Tennis was the main thing in my life, and I was not open to anything else. When I removed tennis from the equation, I didn't know who I was. Luke Mitchell
hated
Those who are fear'd, are hated. Benjamin Franklin
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Machines are worshipped because they are beautiful, and valued because they confer power; they are hated because they are hideous, and loathed because they impose slavery Bertrand Russel
hated hollywood likes nobody
I was something that is always hated in Hollywood - a perfectionist; nobody likes a perfectionist, you know. Fritz Lang
hated
I've always hated rejection; I only want to go out there when I know I've got it right. George Benson
hated session work
I couldn't get session work because most musicians hated my style. Chris Squire
hated kid latin rational school whatsoever
I had a Latin master who, for no rational reason whatsoever - I was a very quiet kid at school - just hated me. Clive Sinclair
hated soon
I hated modeling. I was so scared. But as soon as I started doing jewelry, I did better as a model. Elsa Peretti
hated liked looking sitting
I was never too much into school. I liked lunchtimes and breaks, but nah, I hated sitting at a desk. I was always looking out of the window, looking at my watch, thinking about when I could play football. Gareth Bale
parents tap trying word
We are aggressively trying to get the word out to parents about how they can tap into this resource. John Whiting
parents teach
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. The Talmud
parents stable throughout
Throughout our lives, we were in the system. Our parents weren't stable enough. John Banks
parents safety
The outcry from the parents was so terrific. Safety issues. Joyce Haldeman
parents student successful
We're able to make more successful connections between student sitters and parents. Ronda Reid
parents product whether
We're a product of our parents, whether we like it or not. David Bell
parents worried
We're always worried that the parents are going to be shocked. Pete Carroll
parents treated
Yes, she was treated differently. She was treated better by my parents than she's been treated her whole life. Kristen Staab
parents somewhat stereotype travel word
There is a stereotype to the word travel being somewhat of an all-star team. Why else would parents want to do it? Michael Williams
toaster
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. Tim Cook
toasters next cleanliness
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. Erma Bombeck
toys problem glory
Our problem is that we go from toy to toy rather than from glory to glory. Aiden Wilson Tozer
toys fireman
Firemen have the coolest toys ever! Adam Savage
toys bigger
There's always going to be someone with a bigger toy than yours. Daniel Craig
toys
To say that toys make someone violent, I think, is absurd. Terri Bartlett
toys secretary
A secretary is not a toy. Frank Loesser
toys cracks tough
Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! Jean Kerr
toys way graves
By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave? Fannie Flagg
toys turned
I've got a lot of toys to play with. I just turned 64, and I'm reinventing myself again. Sonny Vaccaro
toys slow-down bigs
I'm a big toy collector. I've been slowing down because my money's been tight, but I collect toys, too. Jason Mewes