Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
guy fortune-cookie next
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
girl dating guy
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
two guy lasts
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
two guy radio
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
guy getting-older sitting
Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
wife guy tests
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
sexy guy pants
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
morning laughing guy
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
men guy wish
A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!