Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
guy fortune-cookie next
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
girl dating guy
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
two guy lasts
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
two guy radio
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
guy getting-older sitting
Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
wife guy tests
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
sexy guy pants
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
morning laughing guy
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
men guy wish
A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.