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morning sex funny-marriage
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. Carol Leifer
morning powerful fall
In one day I had altered my life; my life, therefore, was alterable. This simple axiom did not call out for exegesis; no, it entered my bloodstream directly, as powerful as heroin. I could feel it pump and surge, the way it brightened my veins to a kind of glass. I had wakened that morning to narrowness and predestination and now I was falling asleep in the storm of my own free will. Carol Shields
morning shadow wake-up
The shadows in the early morning don't tell much. The shadows rest at that time. So it's useless to gaze very early in the day. Around six in the morning the shadows wake up, and they are best around five in the afternoon. Then they are fully awake. Carlos Castaneda
morning men june
June 17, 1972. Nine o'clock Saturday morning. Early for the telephone. Woodward fumbled for the receiver and snapped awake. The city editor of the Washington Post was on the line. Five men had been arrested earlier that morning in a burglary attempt at Democratic headquarters, carrying photographic equipment and electronic gear. Could he come in? Carl Bernstein
morning grief cutting
I have discovered, passionate grief does not link us with the dead but cuts us off from them. This becomes clearer and clearer. It is just at those moments when I feel least sorrow - getting into my morning bath is usually one of them - that H. rushes upon my mind in her full reality, her otherness. Not, as in my worst moments, all foreshortened and patheticized and solemnized by my miseries, but as she is in her own right. This is good and tonic. C. S. Lewis
morning sarcasm boys
Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy. Aaron Sorkin
morning funny-things littles
My little computer said such a funny thing this morning. Alan Turing
morning funny-things one-day
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". Alan Turing
morning airplane airports
Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars. Alan Shepard
laughing eccentric incredibles
I've never once heard my mum shout and she's 83 now. She's incredible. She's very, very happy, slightly eccentric but loves laughing, which I do too. Carol Vorderman
laughing ifs
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living! Carlos Mencia
laughing calling firsts
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King
laughing insane faces
We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane. Charlie Chaplin
laughing genius cry
Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh. Charlie Chaplin
laughing waiting cry
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait. Charles Dickens
laughing funeral trying
Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh. Ricky Gervais
laughing way my-friends
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? Ricky Gervais
laughing life-is-like world
The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like. Ricky Gervais
guy needs tough
Business is tough; you need tough guys. Carlos Ghosn
guy trying sake
If guys try to make a bigger company for the sake of size, they don't create value in most cases. Carlos Ghosn
guys held pick rhythm score
We want to put it on the defense's shoulders. More than anything we want to score on defense. We weren't able to do that, but we held on long enough so those guys could pick it up. They got in their rhythm and they did their thing. The Eagles
guys hang understand
We have to hang on to our leads. We give them away like they're candy. It's frustrating. You have to understand the personnel. We have a young team. Our guys haven't been in these situations, and they're learning. Kevin Garnett
guy laughing stories women
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman
guys heavy speed
We have to get some of these heavy guys up to speed quick. Sean Payton
guy looking seeing themselves veterans
We have to get better. It comes down to every guy looking at themselves and seeing how we can get better, from veterans to rookies. There are no excuses. We have to find a way to get it done. Michael Young
guys playing stars win
We have no stars in our camp. For us to win we have to have 17 guys playing well." () Brian McClennan
guys problems three time
We have no problems with those three guys being in the lineup this time of year. John Tortorella