Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!