Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny humor boys
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
funny humor boys
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
funny kids boys
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
boys years birth-control
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
mean boys night
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
american-comedian happy twenty wife
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
funny mind second ugly
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
american-comedian liked mother
My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born