Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
kings two bed-sheets
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
dog doors bedroom
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
change bed sheets
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
wife bed yeah
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
wife bed opinion
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
wife bed opinion
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!