Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
kids rejection
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
funny humor men
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
funny humor men
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
motivation nice inspiration
It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
dental-floss wife kitchen
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
people pet comedy
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
funny girl fall
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
funny-love love-you dark
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
funny yellow ties
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
night muggers mask
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
baseball father play
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
money successful men
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
wife lovers fractions
I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'