Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
elevators basements operators
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
funny humor parent
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
funny family witty
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
funny science parent
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
beautiful girl mets
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.
funny dad play
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
kids rejection
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
funny humor men
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
funny humor men
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
motivation nice inspiration
It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
dental-floss wife kitchen
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
people pet comedy
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.