Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny humor suicidal
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
uncles stupid house
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
teacher school kids
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
sex two waiting
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
funny football school
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
self jerk neighbor
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
elevators basements operators
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
funny humor parent
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
funny family witty
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
funny science parent
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
beautiful girl mets
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.
funny dad play
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!