Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
inspirational sexy home
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
self massage parlor
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
funny running witty
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
funny girlfriend sex
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
funny witty sex
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
drinking viagra juice
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
funny home men
One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
mother sex men
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
suicidal kids cutting
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
funny dog reading
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
wife chocolate made
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
funny real humor
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
home wife pot
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.