Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny suicide humor
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
boys years birth-control
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
marriage sex humorous
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
funny mother humor
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
wife bed yeah
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
drinking sleep doctors
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
funny humor kids
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
wife dating making-love
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
zoos kids men
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
believe dark wife
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
funny running dad
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
men childhood firsts
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
dog pet arms
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.