Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny humor kids
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
wife dating making-love
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
zoos kids men
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
believe dark wife
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
funny running dad
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
men childhood firsts
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
dog pet arms
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
funny humor suicidal
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
uncles stupid house
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
teacher school kids
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
sex two waiting
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
self jerk neighbor
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?