Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny sex humor
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
sex age cases
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
guy getting-older sitting
Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
mean night getting-older
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
respect home men
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
body shapes fiction
The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
funny humor calendars
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
funny humor window
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
respect men stranger
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
dog ugly firsts
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
kids want dollars
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
mother running respect
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark...
family running men
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
wife dinner teeth
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.