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funny enjoyed
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself Richard P. Feynman
funny work humor
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
funny fitness health
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
funny graduation senior
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
funny birthday fitness
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
funny nice might
I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it's nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt. Robert Pattinson
funny awards relevant
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
funny two roles
I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
funny would-be burgers
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread...
funny sports men
The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit.
funny promise rumor
There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.
funny eyebrows vampire
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
funny reality scary
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
funny son taught
I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn't forget!
funny cereal wigs
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
funny feet knows
So I know where my feet are.
funny baseball eyebrows
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
funny hair rocks
This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cause I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. I don't know.
funny want would-be
Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.
funny book talking
In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'
funny sexy people
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.
funny girl mean
Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.
funny simple guy
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
funny faces whole
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
funny confused flower
This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.... I was standing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked confused.... If I didn't have contact lenses on, that was a really spectacular look I just did.... I should have had million thoughts, like Hamlet.
funny fake six-packs
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
funny people able
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
funny girl hate
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
funny thinking looks
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
funny kissing
What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.
funny looks bits
I look a bit like him.
funny team laughing
The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)
funny thinking waiting
I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be... I just can't wait!