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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
would-be looks ashamed
Do you not know how bashful friendship is? Friends - comrades - do not look at each other. Friendship would be ashamed... C. S. Lewis
would-be jason patient
So we had psychiatrists and counselors and therapists around the set regularly, especially for those scenes in which Jason would be dealing with a patient to make sure we were doing it all appropriately. Alan Thicke
would-be flattery vain
flattery would be worse than vain; there is no consolation in flattery. Charlotte Bronte
would-be colony
What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial". Dave Barry
would-be faces thirty
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. Jane Austen
would-be
She was one of those, who, having, once begun, would be always in love.
would-be overwhelmed numb
That I would be loved even when I numb myself. That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed. That I would be loved even when I was fuming. That I would be good even if I was clingy. Alanis Morissette
would-be film bigs
I always feel I could be like Toni Collette, going between big studio things and indie films. That would be feasible. Chloe Sevigny
would-be my-family clinton
My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane, Chen Guangcheng
burgers bagels skinny
I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. Chelsea Handler
burgers stuff energy
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff. You just get me an In-N-Out burger and some Popeye's fried chicken and I'm straight. Paul Pierce
burgers cold eating
I've been stopped cold from eating another burger! Oprah Winfrey
burgers who-we-are doe
That’s not who we are as a nation, and let me tell you why: Because the Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy’s flipping burgers—she needed a tax break. But the Eva Longoria who works on movie sets does not. Eva Longoria
burgers break taxes
The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers -- she needed a tax break,
burgers comfort recessions
I don't know if you call a burger 'recession food.' It's comfort food. Michael Mina
burgers feds used
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. Johnny Vegas
burgers
I love In-N-Out Burgers! Jennifer Morrison
burgers fit clean
I've always said, 'Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane,’ Gigi Hadid