Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson is an English actor, model, musician and producer...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth13 May 1986
CityLondon, England
funny nice might
I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it's nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt.
funny awards relevant
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
funny two roles
I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
funny would-be burgers
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread...
funny sports men
The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit.
funny promise rumor
There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.
funny eyebrows vampire
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
funny reality scary
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
funny son taught
I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn't forget!
funny cereal wigs
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
funny feet knows
So I know where my feet are.
funny baseball eyebrows
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
funny hair rocks
This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cause I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. I don't know.
funny want would-be
Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.