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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
eyebrows doctors doubt
Doctor, you don't know what it is to doubt everything, even yourself. No, you don't; you couldn't with eyebrows like yours. Bram Stoker
eyebrows firsts disturbed
When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. Chiwetel Ejiofor
eyebrows perfect terrible
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows. Demetri Martin
eyebrows united-states british
The United States can tell you all about what's wrong with the British, to say nothing of the Russians. Arthur Hays Sulzberger
eyebrows female habit
No female iniquity was more severely condemned [in the 14th century] than the habit of plucking eyebrows and the hairline to heighten the forehead. Barbara Tuchman
eyebrows
My eyebrows could do with a trim. Arthur Smith
eyebrows lips curls
But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss or lip balm. And I always brush my eyebrows. I have very thick eyebrows - I'm just now starting to thin them out a bit. Denise Richards
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Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. Rita Ora
eyebrows gotten role screen time took
I completely took off my eyebrows one time for a screen test. I hadn't even gotten the role yet. So you have to have a commitment. Kat Graham
vampire freak series
Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever. Darren Shan
vampire swedish vampire-movie
Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. David Sedaris
vampire back-when needs
You'll be back. When the hunger knows no reason! And then you'll need to feed, and you'll need me to show you how. Catherine Deneuve
vampires
If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for? Octavia E. Butler
vampire way metaphor
Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that. Alan Ball
vampire clubs bondage
It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club Charlaine Harris
vampire lasts exit
As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.
vampire fiesta
You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
vampire want pissed-off
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.