Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Ball

Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that.

Darren Shan

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.

David Sedaris

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.

Catherine Deneuve

You'll be back. When the hunger knows no reason! And then you'll need to feed, and you'll need me to show you how.

Camille Paglia

Women are not in control of their bodies; nature is. Ancient mythology, with its sinister archetypes of vampire and Gorgon, is more accurate than feminism about the power and terror of female sexuality.

Deborah Harkness

English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are.

Bill Nighy

The phenomenon of vampires has always appealed to me. Everyone kind of likes a vampire story because it almost could be true.

Charlaine Harris

It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

Charlaine Harris

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.

Charlaine Harris

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

Charlaine Harris

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Charlaine Harris

May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons.

Charlaine Harris

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

Charles Baudelaire

I am the vampire at my own veins.

Bela Lugosi

The role seemed to demand that I keep myself worked up to fever pitch, so I took on the actual attributes of the horrible vampire, Dracula.

Demetri Martin

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

Demetri Martin

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for?

Demetri Martin

Vampires probably don't have great breath.

Anne Rice

Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires ... How avant-garde!

Anne Rice

You know nothing... And suppose the vampire who made you knew nothing, and the vampire who made that vampire knew nothing, and the vampire before him knew nothing, and so it goes back and back, nothing proceeding from nothing, until there is nothing! And we must live with the knowledge that there is no knowledge.

Anne Rice

Just remember... life without me would be even more unbearable.

Anne Rice

I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.

Orson Scott Card

Today, Mr. Darcy is a vampire.

Carrie Vaughn

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Dan Castellaneta

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

Calvin Trillin

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

John Edward

I used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a vampire.

Holly Black

Maybe it was that nearly everyone else was dead and she felt a little bit dead too, but she figured that even a vampire deserved to be saved. Maybe she ought to leave him, but she wasn't going to.

Holly Black

Being infected, being a vampire, it’ s always you. Maybe it’ s more you than ever before. It’ s you as you always were, deep down inside.

Gail Collins

My all-time favorite program in my entire life was 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'

Gail Carriger

At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my word! You can’t threaten me, you’re pregnant!

Gail Carriger

Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.