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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second. Carlos Mencia
promise mathematics metaphysics
The science of mathematics performs more than it promises, but the science of metaphysics promises more than it performs. Charles Caleb Colton
promise tragedy delight
In every life, no matter how full or empty ones purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is a gift, and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes, and to add to other peoples store of it. Charles Dickens
promise mind may
God’s Word is absolutely true. You may not understand how God is going to bring about what He’s promised you, but He is keeping every promise that He has ever made. He will never deceive you or disappoint you, and He will never change His mind about what He’s told you. Charles Stanley
promise threatening wells
Every threatening of God, as well as every promise shall be fulfilled. Charles Spurgeon
promise remember win
We've set out to win the division. We're going to win the division, I promise you. Remember me when we do. Mike Singletary
promise principles enterprise
The devaluation of words and promises regarding free enterprise is, in principle, worse than the devaluation of the rouble Dmitry Medvedev
promise
After my daughter was born, I made a promise to myself to live in the moment. Kourtney Kardashian
promise desire way
Storytelling is our oldest form of remembering the promises we have made to one another and to our various gods, and the promises given in return; it is a way of recording our human emotions and desires and taboos. Jane Yolen
rumor demise may
Rumors of coal's demise may have been greatly exaggerated. Alan Johnson
rumor tongue slander
On Rumor's tongue continual slanders ride. William Shakespeare
rumor poison vacuums
The vacuum created by a failure to communicate will quickly be filled with rumor, misrepresentations, drivel, and poison. C. Northcote Parkinson
rumor want should
I don't want to respond to rumors that have no basis at all... But I am willing to respond to questions that the public and the press should know. Charles Rangel
rumor bones
Knowledge is only rumor until it lives in the bones. Brene Brown
rumor
I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start. Bobby Clarke
rumor gorgeous trash
All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She's [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous. Ben Stiller
rumors
There has been a lot of speculation and a lot of rumors and I get to end them today, Steve Jobs
rumor sauce dry
Rumors are the sauce of a dry life. Orson Scott Card