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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
cereal breakfast parks
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots. Alan Moore
cereal healthy eating
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. Bruce Barton
cereal cooks i-can
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. Bill Hader
cereal cry remotely smile touching
I cry at anything remotely touching - smile at me warmly and I'm off... television also does it, everything from 'X-Factor' to cereal commercials. I cry when I am tired. I also cry when I laugh. Natalie Massenet
cereal vegetables eggs
I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot of fish and vegetables. And throughout the day, I try to stay hydrated. Beyonce Knowles
cereal breakfast sound
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. Eliza Dushku
cereal boxes
I didn't come out of a cereal box. Bob Dylan
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Cereal is universally appealing. It speaks to the sense of joy and freedom and happiness and indulgence people feel. David Roth
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Cereal is not very high in calories, but it tends to be absorbed more slowly by the body, keeping you satisfied longer than, say, a bagel, Bruce Barton
wigs hours bothered
The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else. Cesar Romero
wigs film celebrate
And doing a film in that period, and having to really celebrate what they wore back then, how they sat and how they spoke. You know, what the etiquette was back then for a lady. All of those things are like putting on a wig and transforming yourself, which I love. Charlize Theron
wigs
A wig is a wig is a wig. Billy Zane
wigs looks warhol
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' Dolly Parton
wigs rooms boards
Basicly what I had to do was do a 7 minute board and pitch it to a room of big wigs from the network and based on that they determined if I would get a short or not. Craig McCracken
wigs stills left
If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs. Karl Marx
wigs
I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me. Melissa McCarthy
wigs may bills
One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by the Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.' Jimmy Fallon
wigs fabulous persons
I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit. James St. James