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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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For a sampler, you could try my short story collection "Wireless". Which contains one novella that scooped a Locus award, and one that won a Hugo, and covers a range of different styles. Charles Stross
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The reality is that we have all these awards and all these festivals that give out awards, so you sort of go, 'okay, well, people liked the film, and I think it's a good film, and it's up for an award - well, I guess it should win the award then.' Guy Pearce
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Actually, no, because awards don't spark sales as much as you'd think. Chantal Kreviazuk
awards tvs nervous
It's the only time that I'm ever nervous on stage, is when we're doing live TV. Especially an awards show, because I know you can't fix it. Jason Aldean
awards would-be knighthood
I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life. Alan Bennett
awards serious winner
I'm an Academy Award winner. I'm serious. Charlize Theron
awards shapes shows
Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape. Jane Kaczmarek
awards acting campaigns
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. Bill Murray
awards mediocrity badges
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity. Charles Ives
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I'm not sure that I'm really relevant as a director anymore. Or as a writer, either, to tell you the truth. Billy Bob Thornton
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I happen to like selling clothes as much as creating them. It isn't relevant unless it sells. Jason Wu
relevant says section unions work
There is nothing that says unions have a God-given right to be there. We have to work at it and make ourselves relevant to every section of the workforce. Frances O'Grady
relevant written
I don't see that books can be written without political context - not if they're relevant and ambitious. Sarah Hall
relevant trying
We're not trying to be Target, we're trying to be Wal-Mart but more relevant to our customer. John Fleming
relevant work
I think the first things that are relevant are that things should work well; they should function. Robin Day
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Don't let the measurable drive out the relevant Albert Einstein
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I'd rather be relevant than cool. Alber Elbaz
relevant
I've never been interested in being relevant. Nick Cave