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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
birthday age used
At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford! Carlos Ghosn
birthday people looks
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
birthday age aging
Old age is a shipwreck. Charles de Gaulle
birthday cake candles counted
when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed. Zell Miller
birthday educational positivity
The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled the more I gain. Susan B. Anthony
birthday age important
I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness. Brandon Boyd
birthday children party
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children. Diane von Furstenberg
birthday nice party
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' David Sedaris
birthday sex eye
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry
fitness fields bigs
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. Carol Vorderman
fitness fun games
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. Alan Thicke
fitness attention biscuits
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas Charles Dickens
fitness flower health
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied. Charles Caleb Colton
fitness healthy vitamins
When I do get time, I like to hike and I take lots of vitamins and powders to keep healthy. Catherine Bell
fitness land offer trying variety water
We did it to offer more variety to our patrons. We were just trying to offer land and water fitness to people. Steve Newport
fitness injuries levels players skill
We want to see that these players are over their injuries and their fitness and skill levels are up to international standard,
fitness giving-up work
It's hard to beat a person that never gives up. Babe Ruth
fitness exercise yuppies
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia. Barbara Ehrenreich