Robert Orben
Robert Orben
Robert Orbenis best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth4 March 1927
CountryUnited States of America
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.