Robert Orben
Robert Orben
Robert Orbenis best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth4 March 1927
CountryUnited States of America
laughing water willing
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
keys individuality key-to-success
Individuality' is the key to success.
war rust may
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
blessing computer science-and-religion
I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?
eggs may way
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
work stress excitement
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
exercise divine humans
To exercise is human; not to is divine.
happiness contagious carrier
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
eight years trying
Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
children home parenting
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
successful fortune-cookie common
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
luxury democracy firsts
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
government way politician
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
wisdom feet mouths
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.