Robert Orben

Robert Orben
Robert Orbenis best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth4 March 1927
CountryUnited States of America
motivational life-and-love people
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
humorous native-american profound
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
sunshine compliment
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
thinking trying firsts
If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
cities contact ifs
New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
oil government energy
I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.