Robert Orben
Robert Orben
Robert Orbenis best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth4 March 1927
CountryUnited States of America
spring way more-time
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
inspirational funny good-morning
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
inspirational political feelings
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
luck ifs general-motors
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
motivational being-yourself advice
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
love family happiness
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
believe volunteer people
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
funny graduation senior
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
funny birthday fitness
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
work cute-life vacation
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
fun air earth-day
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
girl funny-love confused
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
work technology computer
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
people use enough
We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.