Quotes about funny
funny-friendship funny-best-friend differences
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. W. H. Auden
funny men play
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. William Congreve
funny sexy use
I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there. Ursula Andress
funny pregnancy television
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. Uri Geller
funny good-morning good-day
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Ursula K. Le Guin
funny humor sleep
When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
funny depression crazy
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
funny jobs school
There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and prison. William Glasser
funny movie princess
Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. William Goldman
funny witty humorous
I'll sleep when I'm dead. Warren Zevon
funny men worry
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears. Washington Irving
funny business humorous
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.
funny witty drinking
They who drink beer will think beer.
funny-things people today
It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research. Walter Lord
funny-inspirational thinking
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann
funny humorous party
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
funny-inspirational thinking innovation
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
funny witty philosophy
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Voltaire
funny life work
Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.
funny men thinking
There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.
funny appreciation perfection
By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
funny witty smart
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
funny sarcastic mind
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
funny life god
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
funny marriage witty
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
funny friendship best-friend
May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.
funny stupid humor
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
funny failure humor
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
funny hilarious silly
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
funny triumph reason
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
funny use-it-or-lose-it fool
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
funny government needs
Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
funny creativity originality
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. William Ralph Inge