Quotes about funny
funny eyebrows guy
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. Robert Pattinson
funny hate two
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
funny strong hands
I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.
funny thinking phones
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it...
funny sports dog
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. Robert M. Pirsig
funny-love police matrimony
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson
funny dog sex
Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.
funny life sweet
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
funny witty political
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
funny running nature
You can't just let nature run wild. Walt Disney
funny men worry
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears. Washington Irving
funny business humorous
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.
funny witty drinking
They who drink beer will think beer.
funny-things people today
It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research. Walter Lord
funny-inspirational thinking
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann
funny humorous party
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
funny-inspirational thinking innovation
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
funny witty philosophy
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Voltaire
funny life work
Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.
funny men thinking
There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.
funny appreciation perfection
By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
funny witty smart
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
funny sarcastic mind
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
funny life god
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
funny marriage witty
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
funny friendship best-friend
May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.
funny stupid humor
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
funny failure humor
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
funny hilarious silly
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
funny triumph reason
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
funny use-it-or-lose-it fool
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
funny government needs
Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
funny creativity originality
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. William Ralph Inge