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funny-love hurt real
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings David Sedaris
funny-love love-you giving
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
funny-love mother weekend
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' Bob Monkhouse
funny-love dog men
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-love food cooking
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. Anthony Trollope
funny-love witty money
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
funny-love secret pleasure
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. Aphra Behn
funny-love want naked
I don't know if I want to get married again. Doris Day
police pool genes
Gene police! You! Out of the pool, now! Charles Stross
police brutality police-brutality
We're not anti-police... we're anti-police brutality. Al Sharpton
police tools illegal
Without the right tools, we can't police our markets from illegal trade. Chris Chocola
police themselves
Why the delay? What were the police doing investigating themselves when that was not their role? Gareth Peirce
police ironic tests
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. Eddie Izzard
police society wardens
Society is a madhouse whose wardens are the officials and the police. August Strindberg
police needs safe
We can't do much about ensuring that the homeland is safe if our local police and sheriffs' departments don't have the personnel they need to keep our streets and neighborhoods secure. Dick Durbin
police citizens function
I am for police function that protects citizens of this great Nation, not a police function that is used to terrorize them. Dennis Kucinich
police bills politician
The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio. Bill O'Reilly
matrimony sentences
Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence. Eddie Cantor
matrimony shovels
Sure the shovel and tongs To each other belongs. Samuel Lover