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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
eyebrows doctors doubt
Doctor, you don't know what it is to doubt everything, even yourself. No, you don't; you couldn't with eyebrows like yours. Bram Stoker
eyebrows firsts disturbed
When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. Chiwetel Ejiofor
eyebrows perfect terrible
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows. Demetri Martin
eyebrows united-states british
The United States can tell you all about what's wrong with the British, to say nothing of the Russians. Arthur Hays Sulzberger
eyebrows female habit
No female iniquity was more severely condemned [in the 14th century] than the habit of plucking eyebrows and the hairline to heighten the forehead. Barbara Tuchman
eyebrows
My eyebrows could do with a trim. Arthur Smith
eyebrows lips curls
But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss or lip balm. And I always brush my eyebrows. I have very thick eyebrows - I'm just now starting to thin them out a bit. Denise Richards
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Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. Rita Ora
eyebrows gotten role screen time took
I completely took off my eyebrows one time for a screen test. I hadn't even gotten the role yet. So you have to have a commitment. Kat Graham
guy needs tough
Business is tough; you need tough guys. Carlos Ghosn
guy trying sake
If guys try to make a bigger company for the sake of size, they don't create value in most cases. Carlos Ghosn
guys held pick rhythm score
We want to put it on the defense's shoulders. More than anything we want to score on defense. We weren't able to do that, but we held on long enough so those guys could pick it up. They got in their rhythm and they did their thing. The Eagles
guys hang understand
We have to hang on to our leads. We give them away like they're candy. It's frustrating. You have to understand the personnel. We have a young team. Our guys haven't been in these situations, and they're learning. Kevin Garnett
guy laughing stories women
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman
guys heavy speed
We have to get some of these heavy guys up to speed quick. Sean Payton
guy looking seeing themselves veterans
We have to get better. It comes down to every guy looking at themselves and seeing how we can get better, from veterans to rookies. There are no excuses. We have to find a way to get it done. Michael Young
guys playing stars win
We have no stars in our camp. For us to win we have to have 17 guys playing well." () Brian McClennan
guys problems three time
We have no problems with those three guys being in the lineup this time of year. John Tortorella