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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
life morning positive regardless
Regardless of any unpleasantness in my life, I still get up every morning and look for positive things to do, ... Who's In Charge. Wally Amos
life pipes problem smaller snake student
Our plumbers will snake the pipes. At the Student Life Center, there is a problem because the pipes are smaller than we would like them to be.
life lived paul proud
Paul Coverdell lived a life that we can all be proud of and look up to, Newt Gingrich
life loved
Payne Stewart loved life. He was the life of every party. Paul Azinger
life
Part of playing the game of life is you're going to have some losses. Joe Gibbs
lifestyle raised
Our lifestyle has always been cowboy. We were raised that way as a way of life.
life
Our multiaccess approach will make the life of the customer simpler. Jean-Marie Messier
life people
People kind of stumble their way through life a lot of times. Mike White
life movies people
People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck. Jennifer Coolidge
sweet stars flower
If you love a flower that lives on a star, it is sweet to look at the sky at night. All the stars are a-bloom with flowers... Antoine de Saint-Exupery
sweet teaching practice
Caste is a state of mind. It is a disease of mind. The teachings of the Hindu religion are the root cause of this disease. We practice casteism and we observe Untouchability because we are enjoined to do so by the Hindu religion. A bitter thing cannot be made sweet. The taste of anything can be changed. But poison cannot be changed into nectar. B. R. Ambedkar
sweet poison taste
A bitter thing cannot be made sweet. The taste of anything can be changed. But poison cannot be changed into nectar
sweet clever intellectual
The proper motto is not Be good, sweet maid, and let who can be clever, but Be good sweet maid, and don't forget that this involves being as clever as you can. God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than any other slackers. C. S. Lewis
sweet clever maids
Be good, sweet maid, and don't forget that this involves being as clever as you can.
sweet long lasts
A noble hunger, long unsatisfied, met at last its proper food.
sweet spring sky
Now Spring restores the balmy heat, now Zephyr's sweet breezes calm the rage of the equinoctial sky. Catullus
sweet truth light
Our intelligence is imperfect, surely, and newly arisen; the ease with which it can be sweet-talked, overwhelmed, or subverted by other hardwired propensities - sometimes themselves disguised as the cool light of reason - is worrisome. Carl Sagan
sweet heart problem
The true problem of living is to keep our hearts sweet and gentle in the hardest conditions and experiences. Bill Vaughan