Famous Quotes & Sayings

Stephen Fry

As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.

Stephen Fry

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Stephen Fry

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

St. Jerome

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

Sophia Loren

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Rutger Hauer

The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you're not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you're scared of is really what you shouldn't be scared of.

Ruby Wax

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

Ross MacDonald

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Rosie Perez

In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.

Ross Perot

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

Roger Daltrey

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Sam Shepard

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.

Rush Limbaugh

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

Ray Stevens

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Ray Romano

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Ray Romano

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Ray Floyd

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

Thomas Jefferson

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour

Rick Reilly

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Robin Williams

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Robin Williams

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Rob Thurman

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Richard P. Feynman

We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work, although, there has been in these days, some interest in this kind, thing.