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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
faces
No time for better words, no time to unsay anything. -Til We Have Faces C. S. Lewis
faces rooms your-face
A friend is somebody who says the same things to your face that they would say if you're not in the room. Aaron Sorkin
faces looks morrow
...and to-morrow looked in my face more steadily than I could look at it Charles Dickens
faces malicious states threats united
The fact of the matter is that the United States faces real threats from criminals, terrorists, spies, and malicious cyber actors. James Comey
faces front hungry sitting
The faces sitting in front of you are hungry faces, Patrick Chinamasa
faces great interviews looking miss music number people playing reaching shaking thank touching wonderful
It's great, the number of people that I'm reaching through the Internet - I've done some wonderful interviews - but I miss touching the bodies. I miss shaking hands, looking into people's faces and saying, 'Hello, how are you doing? Thank you for playing my music.' Thelma Houston
faces hard
My face is distinct. It's hard to confuse me with anyone else. DJ Qualls
faces fingers
What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P! Dave Chappelle
faces way spit
He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face. David Sedaris
whole corners sneak
I havent had the whole famous thing happen to me yet, and I hope I never will. I like to sneak away in the corners and hide a lot. Brenton Thwaites
whole-life can-do happens
It had to happen to you, to concentrate your whole life on one point, and then discover that you can do anything except live at that point. Cesare Pavese
whole-life whole jokes
My whole life, I've been telling jokes. Brad Garrett
whole
I would rather be whole than good. Carl Jung
whole-life suburbia candidates
I'm really the candidate who has really lived his whole life in suburbia. Bob McDonnell
whole
What we are in ourselves, and what we owe to others makes us a complete whole. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
whole-life words-and-music slips
if only my whole life could be words and music, if only everything else could slip away. Elizabeth Wurtzel
whole
The whole system of society tells you what to do. Barry White
whole-life whole
I've been myself my whole life. Bode Miller