Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up