Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
cutting two wife
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
kings two bed-sheets
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
funny humor two
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
two guy lasts
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
funny humor two
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
two guy radio
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
two numbers trying
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
sex two waiting
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
girl two blind
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
two laughing car
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
mother two wife
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get