Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
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Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
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I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
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Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
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Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
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My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
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I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
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I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.