Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
running care driving
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
mother running respect
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark...
family running men
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
funny running dad
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
running respect romance
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
american-comedian happy twenty wife
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!