Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
real moving kids
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
real golf games
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
happiness writing reality
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
funny real humor
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
funny hurt real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
funny witty real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!