Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
night house action
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
funny humor night
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
night phones wife
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
moving home night
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
mean night getting-older
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
night muggers mask
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
girl night numbers
I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
mean boys night
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
sex fighting night
All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
stars night wife
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
funny humor night
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
home night men
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
morning sex night
With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born