Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
men waiting tides
Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
time fighting men
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
birthday men wife
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
men spaghetti
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
men childhood my-birthday
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
cancer kids men
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
respect home men
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
respect men stranger
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
family running men
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
funny home men
One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
mother sex men
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
zoos kids men
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
men childhood firsts
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
funny humor men
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."