Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
fire making-love ifs
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
love life relationship
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
funny humor lovers
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
baby lovely-lady wife
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
wife dating making-love
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
funny-love love-you dark
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
wife lovers fractions
I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'
love funny life
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
fire wife making-love
Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
book making-love way
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!