Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
dog doors bedroom
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
dog play wife
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
funny mom dog
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
dog sex mirrors
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
dog years childhood
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
dog jealous years
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
dog doors want
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
dog ugly firsts
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
dog wife worst
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
funny dog reading
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
dog pet arms
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
marriage dog couple
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
funny dog pyramids
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.