Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
doctors blood too-much
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
confidence doctors giving
I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
funny humor doctors
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
mother doctors no-respect
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
doctors looks faces
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
drinking sleep doctors
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
beauty mother doctors
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
doctors hammers balls
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
drinking doctors mirrors
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
thinking doctors wife
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
respect doctors needs
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get